At a malay wedding

Dev : daddy i want to urinate.
Gopal: alamak, no toilet, quick dev follow me. Tahan ok?

Dev no daddy i cannot tahan, my body cannot control

Gopal: Dev u can, tell ur brain to tell ur body to control. ( NLP )

Dev: My brain cannot talk daddy.

coversations with dylan

Dylan : daddy, is god boy or gal.
Gopal: mmm i think god can be anyhting he wants to be.

Daddy : U ask super man to fly u to the sky, then u ask god whether he is boy or gal.

Do u have hands?

Gopal: Dev, can u switch on the fan for me?
( he gets up n switches on the fan, after a min or so asks me this question? )
Dev: Daddy, do u have hands?
Gopal: Can’t u see for your self whether i have hands or not?
Dev: just answer my question daddy! do u have hands?

Gopal: YES i DO

Dev: then why cant u switch on the fan yourself? why do u keep asking me to do?

lessons on bravery

Gopal – Dev u should not be afraid of anything.

Dev – Daddy u r not afraid of anything?

Gopal – Nope.

Dev – what will u do if a lion wants to eat u up?

tamil conversation with dev.

Gopal : Dev whats ur grandmother’s name?

Dev : Packiam

Gopal : whats ur mummy’s name ?

 Dev : Dallas

 Gopal: what’s ur daddy’s name

Dev: How come u dont know?

conversations with Dylan

Gopal: Dylan! stop eating inside my room
Dylan: No! im eating inside my mouth.

conversations with my sons

Gopal: “ Dev, lets say a prayer before we sleep”

Dev: ” ok daddy “

Gopal : ‘ our father in heaven!

Dev : looking at me “ Daddy, r u in heaven ?”

 

 

Dev: “Daddy i want to go to your campsite “

Gopal : ” ok “

Dev: ” i want to bring my brother n sister along “

Gopal:” Dev, i cant manage all three of u “

Dev ” I will manage them daddy, u just manage me “

 Dev: ” Daddy i want u to read all my chinese work.

Gopal” i cant read chines dev, can u teach me? “

Dev: ” ok daddy!”

Gopal: ” dev how to say” whats ur name in chinese “?

Dev : ” DEV LA ” i dont have chinese name, only english name”

 

 

 

 

Conversations with Dev while i was in thailand!!

Day 1

Gopal: “Hello Dev, how r u? “

Dev: “Daddy can u talk to my mummy, im eating sweet!!

Gopal: Dev! im in another country, i mss u dev.

Dev: Then come back daddy!!

Day 2!

Gopal : “Hello Dev”

Dev: “Daddy, can u talk to my mum, im drawing a lion”!

Gopal: “Dev! im in another country, i miss u ni want to talk to u”!!

Dev: “Daddy , then come back daddy, i want to draw the lion”!!!

At Qian Hu fish farm after my return

Dev: “Daddy can u give me money, i want to buy fish food to feed the fish”.

Daddy: “Dev ive not drawn any money yet, can u ask bala” ( my brother )

Dev: “DADDY!!! ( vey angry ) u work so many days, can u give me your own money!!!

 

1.

Dev: “daddy you must scrub harder “

Daddy : ” why dev?”

Dev: “cause u r very black daddy”.

2.

 Gopal- “dev stop jumping”

Dev: “daddy stop it”

Gopal: “Dev STOP JUMPIN

 Dev: “Daddy if u scold me one more time, i will go to the                                                                                  kitchen ask Udaichika ( our helper) for a scotch tape and                                                                                  tape your mouth”.

  3. Gopal: ” dev are you a indian boy?

Dev: ” NO im a Eurasian Boy.

 Gopal :” dev you are half indian n half  eurasian.

 Dev: ” ok daddy then im a little bit indian       

 

4. Gopal: ‘ dev lets watch teen titans “

Dev : ” daddy!! i want to watch totally spies “

Gopal : dev why do u want to watch a girl’s cartoon? “

Dev : Because i love girls daddy “

Gopal: but its  a girls cartton dev ?

Dev : Daddy sometimes boys like to watch girls cartoon!

5. Gopal ylan go to the corner now!!!

Dev: “Daddy stop scolding my brother!! or i will take him out n put u in the coner!!!”

Gopal: dev where did u learn to talk like that?

Dev : I did not learn how to talk daddy! when i was young i cry alot, now i grow up and i talk like that!!!

6. Gopal : ” Dev do u know my heart hurts when i punish u for being naughty? “

Dev : Then stop punishing me when i do naughty things daddy”

Gopal: ” but that wont work Dev, why dont u stop doing naughty things, then i dont have to punish u and my heart wont be painful “

Dev: I cant daddy, my chest is painful when i do good things!

Gopal: “ why must u do naughty things then?

Dev : I dont know daddy , GOD made me and he makes me do naughty things!

Gopal: thats not true Dev, god dose’nt makes anyone make naughty things.

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